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    Dead Pool 2017

    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    That crown looks like it's weighing her head down.

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    hey fuck you. that old bird is alright
    'Hey you fucking moron. You fucking comment on all my shit.'

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    Harrison Ford.
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    Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton.
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    George H.W. Bush is the next President to die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    George H.W. Bush is the next President to die.
    you misspelled donald j trump

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    I donno why but I thought you were breaking the news about the next Deadpool movie. And the news is that Deadpool will probably have a boyfriend in the movie as he is pansexual. (Whatever the fuck that is)
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    Pat Patterson
    Marty Jannety
    Sgt Slaughter
    Mel Gibson
    Queen Latifah (God I hope so)
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    Gibson is hitting a new prime, he isn't going to die

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    he's a wicked wildcard. alongside lady gaga
    'Hey you fucking moron. You fucking comment on all my shit.'

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    Julio Cesar Chavez.
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    Chris Brown
    Soulja Boy
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Ruth Bader Ginsberg has to die at some point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lem View Post
    That's why I can no longer get excited about cheney. I'll make cheney #2

    I heard Donald Junior was a fall down drunk too, so throw him in. I think the son that looks lie a vampire is already undead, though.
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    This isn't much of a bet. How about i take the over and say he'll live to 100? 59 years old here.

    Fresh as lettuce and Bangin' dem ho's.

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    John Madden.
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    Adam Rose
    Axel Rose
    Pete Rose
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    Adam Rose
    Axel Rose
    Pete Rose
    Rosie O'Donnell
    Rose namjuragallstone
    Rosie Perez
    Rousey, Rhonda

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    Nice. Between the two of us, we should get three or four.
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    Justin Bieber and Arianna Grande [sp?]
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    All Jews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPQR View Post
    All Jews.
    that's not nice. Besides we'd miss Lem and Rubio.
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    Harry isn't a Jew even though he's cut....cut only because his boyfriend scrapped his incisors across his pecker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feng Shui View Post
    Harry isn't a Jew even though he's cut....cut only because his boyfriend scrapped his incisors across his pecker.
    *scraped

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    So you know all about a dudes incisor cutting foreskin.
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    Or perhaps he knows the difference between the past tense of "scrap" and "scrape."
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    The irony of a Jew being a typo nazi.
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    One thing that won't die in 2017: Connie posting about cock.
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Harry's punanny....it will get killed several times just this weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feng Shui View Post
    The irony of a Jew being a typo nazi.
    I prefer "alt-write."
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    Marilyn Manson
    Charles Manson
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    I always pick John Goodman.
    Val Kilmer
    Donald Sterling
    Kareem Abdul Jabaar

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    Warren Beatty
    Clint Eastwood
    Jeff and/or Matt Hardy

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    Quote Originally Posted by manchild View Post
    I always pick John Goodman.
    Damn, good thinkin'. That almost seems like low hanging fruit at this point.
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    De Niro.
    Morgan Freeman.
    Kirk Douglas.
    Cosby.
    Rob Reiner

    Wildcard: Atlanta Falcons

    How many picks do I get? Cause I would love to pick some people that aren't old or some people I would like to perish like DL Hughley

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    lol charles manson, it's silly to pick someone old who is already in hospital.
    'Hey you fucking moron. You fucking comment on all my shit.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike haggar View Post
    De Niro.
    Morgan Freeman.
    Kirk Douglas.
    Cosby.
    Rob Reiner

    Wildcard: Atlanta Falcons

    How many picks do I get? Cause I would love to pick some people that aren't old or some people I would like to perish like DL Hughley
    Rob is going to predecease Carl?
    Fresh as lettuce and Bangin' dem ho's.

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    Gene Siskel predeceased Roger Ebert.
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    I didn't realize Rob Reiner was alive.
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    One thing that won't die in 2017: Connie posting about cock.
    Let's just be thankful he stopped posting gay porn.
    The thousand injuries of the Kenyan I had borne as best I could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.

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    Gary Goodridge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beatfarmer View Post
    Rob is going to predecease Carl?
    I didn't realize he was alive or even a person. It's pretty incredible when you realize that basically everyone in Hollywood is second or third generation. Some of them make sense like Nic Cage who basically would have to have someone get him a job. But it's all nepotism over there apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GORT View Post
    Let's just be thankful he stopped posting gay porn.

    You dont post as much since we got rid of the meatspin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GORT View Post
    Gary Goodridge.
    Yeah a lot of those golden-age NHB fighters are good bets. I'll go with 'The Ghetto Man' Joe Charles. Doubt we'll hear about it if he croaks though, assuming he hasn't already.
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike haggar View Post
    I didn't realize he was alive or even a person. It's pretty incredible when you realize that basically everyone in Hollywood is second or third generation. Some of them make sense like Nic Cage who basically would have to have someone get him a job. But it's all nepotism over there apparently.
    I think Rob made some decent movies by himself. Unless they were really made by Buddy Sorrell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    Gene Siskel predeceased Roger Ebert.
    I never knew Ebert was his father.
    Fresh as lettuce and Bangin' dem ho's.

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    Burt Reynolds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPQR View Post
    Burt Reynolds.
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Jimmy Snuka ded. Wrestlers are always a strong choice.

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    Dude was 73 and had cancer. I think those two factors weighed in more than his occupation.
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    He was too fucked-up in the head from crack and headbutts to stand trial earlier last year.
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    All finishing moves off the turnbuckle are dumb by nature. 50/50 the victim sticks his knees up or rolls over. The best finishing moves are high damage, low risk. Not sure why wrestlers didn't learn that over time.

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    The thousand injuries of the Kenyan I had borne as best I could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.

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    Sleeper hold. Low risk.
    The thousand injuries of the Kenyan I had borne as best I could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GORT View Post
    Sleeper hold. Low risk.
    Not if the guy's seen Stone Cold in action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beatfarmer View Post
    This isn't much of a bet. How about i take the over and say he'll live to 100? 59 years old here.

    this guy will outlive us all. He's been my avatar for several years, and that's a huge jinx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GORT View Post
    All finishing moves off the turnbuckle are dumb by nature. 50/50 the victim sticks his knees up or rolls over. The best finishing moves are high damage, low risk. Not sure why wrestlers didn't learn that over time.

    *It's real to me.gif*
    that's why big men should be the least fucked up.

    chokeslams and powerbombs only fuck the other guy up, even when you mess them up.

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    It depends on whether or not the big guy had untreated giantism or something. El Gigante, Andre the Giant, and the rest died relatively young.
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    Is it too late to add Barbara Bush? She's going to go shortly after GHWB goes.

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    el gigante was a shit wrestler from what I saw
    'Hey you fucking moron. You fucking comment on all my shit.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    It depends on whether or not the big guy had untreated giantism or something. El Gigante, Andre the Giant, and the rest died relatively young.
    i'm talking about least fucked up from wrestling.

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    How about P.N. News?

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    Ken Shamrock.
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    He's a former WWE employee, so he can go to rehab on their dime. If I recall correctly, he tested positive for Methadone after his fight with Royce Gracie.
    -Inventor of the penis enlargement pill

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    Steve Bannon from Leprosy
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    Bill Paxton done died.

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    That old german nazi pope that stepped down to focus on kid fucking.
    I balanced all, brought all to mind,
    The years to come seemed waste of breath,
    A waste of breath the years behind
    In balance with this life, this death

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    That old german nazi pope that stepped down to focus on kid fucking.
    He was just afraid of being hit by that tiny hammer every time he took a nap on his throne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrabs View Post
    Bill Paxton done died.
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Hugh Heffner
    Stan Lee
    Bob Barker
    That old german nazi pope that stepped down to focus on kid fucking.
    Great picks. I can't believe Bob Barker is still alive. I feel like I remember him dying 10 years ago. He was sleeping with (at least) one of Barker's Beauties into his 70s.

    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post

    That shit hit me hard, man. I've been quoting that dude for years with buddies, in Iraq, Afghanistan, and here. Whenever the least consequential thing goes wrong at work (out of water in the keurig, student dropped a five thousand dollar radio into the port-o-shitter tank, etc) the rallying cry has always been, "GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!"
    I balanced all, brought all to mind,
    The years to come seemed waste of breath,
    A waste of breath the years behind
    In balance with this life, this death

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    He made Aliens. Has a good role in Nightcrawlers too. "I'm banging".

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    Trivia question: name the only to actors to play roles that were killed by an alien, a Predator, and a Terminator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    He was just afraid of being hit by that tiny hammer every time he took a nap on his throne.
    He was "the Grand Inquisitor" before becoming Pope. that's still a hell of a resume.
    Fresh as lettuce and Bangin' dem ho's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    Great picks. I can't believe Bob Barker is still alive. I feel like I remember him dying 10 years ago. He was sleeping with (at least) one of Barker's Beauties into his 70s.

    Obviously...the Price was Right!
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    He made Aliens. Has a good role in Nightcrawlers too. "I'm banging".
    "Nightcrawler."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feng Shui View Post
    Hulk might get mad and smash.
    This thread is for dead pool picks, not your wife's wet dreams.
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

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    I smashed my wife's pussy last night...and the night before. Not a fantasy...a reality, bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    He was just afraid of being hit by that tiny hammer every time he took a nap on his throne.



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    Paul Manafort

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    Generic Russian Ambassador [6 killed [died] in 4 months]

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a7602201.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Muninger View Post
    Beat, who are these people that you have listed?
    Munn, you need to invest in one of those television boxes. When I was a lad, from Russia with love was a movie. It will be a TV miniseries this spring/summer.

    Hate to pull this one, butit sounds like you have some catching up to do.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=goog...utf-8&oe=utf-8

    Start with keywords Trump, Putin, Russia and work you way in.
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    Manafort was Trump's campaign manager who worked to undermine the Ukraine election. Europe, NATO, election interference, Putin. Page looks like a stooge, Russia connected, listed as being on Trumps foreign relations team last summer.
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    Well that was unexpected.

    https://www.google.com/amp/www.bbc.c...s/amp/39960066

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    Quote Originally Posted by the enemy View Post
    Well that was unexpected.

    https://www.google.com/amp/www.bbc.c...s/amp/39960066

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    Roger Ailes is dead.
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