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    Turtles!

    I caught 11 yesterday but only kept five. The other 6 I let go were all a little bigger except for the little musk turtle I caught but he was dying.
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    Mmmmm....good eatin'!
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    shut up fuck you
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    good for testing various strengths of bleach
    'Hey you fucking moron. You fucking comment on all my shit.'

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    I caught a Cumberland slider which is pretty neat. I'd never seen one.
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    Fun fact I just noticed this morning: the south Florida beach boardwalks and roads are generally pretty dark compared to Miami Beach because of turtle preservation. The bright lights (it's even illegal to use brights on your car) attract the hatched turtles away from the water (illuminated by the moon).....which usually leads to their death.

    even the seaside hotels have dim lights compared to south beach.
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    That's awesome! Yeah turtles get drawn to the lights and will walk away from the shore to their deaths. CC if you can get me a baby sea turtle I'd buy it
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    I'm ya boy! *penis bump*
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    I caught this one yesterday. I had to go out neck deep to get him. (her?)


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    Brendan Schaub was talking about some guy who smuggled $1 million dollars worth of turtles into America or some shit. it was Joey Diaz's podcast.

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    There's money to be made. There are turtles that are probably near where b33r lives that sell for 3-5k here
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    stop stealing those turtles!
    tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

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    White college kids burning down a town after a sporting event? That's not a riot. That's a "brodeo."
    id give in, if it could at least be ours alone...


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    yeah! save some for ax's soup!

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    i konna come ofa dea an keef you lickens!
    tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

    Quote Originally Posted by ragnar
    White college kids burning down a town after a sporting event? That's not a riot. That's a "brodeo."
    id give in, if it could at least be ours alone...


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    Be a real man and get some softshells.

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    I want to. There aren't any here. I may just break down and buy a couple of Florida soft shells
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    muninger, someone was eaten by a tiger in a zoo in England this weekend so don't be complacent next time you visit

    http://news.sky.com/story/air-ambula...uated-10897560
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    Yeah I was reading about that. Who'd have thought that tigers could act aggressively?
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    also I would never visit such a miserable shit hole
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    tell me, what is it about turtles specifically that fascinates you about them?

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    I donno man. I grew up in a muddy river catching them. In the winters I'd bring them inside and care for them. I never really got into video games or toys. My entire young life was consumed by taking care of my pets and wrestling or training for wrestling season.
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    Ever pet a rabbit to death?

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    the life you described is how i imagine Matt Hughes grew up, except he had a clone to fight with.

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    Mun, how long will it be before every prison cell is wiretapped with something like one of those Alexa gismos, recording everything they say and filtering out for words like "shank," "Allah," and "salad?"
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    Almost every cell I've ever been in has an intercom and in most of the facilities COs would randomly listen to conversations between inmates. The phonecalls are almost always recorded and listened to and they have a certain list of words that are called "Prompts." If you say a prompt, the conversation will be listened to by the warden or underwarden, and if it's sufficient, it'll be passed onto either the authorities, judges, lawyers, etc. Same goes for the mail.
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    So to answer your question, sooner than later. They'll start in the federal facilities and then filter to larger state correctional facilities. Honor camps and dorms will probably be the last to inherit said technology, if ever.
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