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Outcome Odds Total Bets Total Staked
Daniel 'The Floating Towel' Cormier 220/100 (3.20) 3 110000  
Jon 'USADA's White Whale' Jones 100/260 (1.38) 2 2050000 WIN!
Tyron Woodley 100/220 (1.45) 2 600000 WIN!
Demian Maia 180/100 (2.80) 3 937379  
Cristiane Justino 100/1300 F (1.08) 2 4892739 WIN!
Tonya Evinger 900/100 (10.00) 1 20000  
Robbie Lawler 100/155 (1.65) 1 200000 WIN!
Donald Cerrone 135/100 (2.35) 0 0  
Jimi 'The British Bum' Manuwa 100/170 (1.59) 0 0  
Volkan Oezdemir 150/100 (2.50) 1 4046 WIN!
Ricardo Lamas 105/100 (2.05) 0 0  
Jason Knight 100/125 (1.80) 0 0  
Aljamain Sterling 100/135 (1.74) 0 0  
Renan Barão 115/100 (2.15) 0 0  
Brian Ortega 125/100 (2.25) 0 0  
Renato Moicano 100/145 (1.69) 0 0  
Andre Fili 100/355 (1.28) 0 0  
Calvin Kattar 295/100 (3.95) 1 10000 WIN!
Kailin Curran 140/100 (2.40) 0 0  
Alexandra Albu 100/160 (1.62) 0 0  
Eric Shelton 130/100 (2.30) 0 0  
Jarred Brooks 100/150 (1.67) 0 0  
Josh Burkman 290/100 (3.90) 1 10000  
Drew Dober 100/350 (1.29) 0 0  
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Thread: UFC 214: Cormier vs. Jones 2, Saturday, July 29, 2017, 6:30pm ET

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    UFC 214: Cormier vs. Jones 2, Saturday, July 29, 2017, 6:30pm ET





    Main Card (PPV), 10pm ET
    Light Heavyweight: Daniel Cormier (+220) vs. Jon Jones (-260)
    Welterweight: Tyron Woodley (-220) vs. Demian Maia (+180)
    Women's Featherweight: Cristiane Justino (-1300) vs. Tonya Evinger (+900)
    Welterweight: Robbie Lawler (-155) vs. Donald Cerrone (+135)
    Light Heavyweight: Jimi Manuwa (-170) vs. Volkan Oezdemir (+150)


    Preliminary Card (FXX), 8pm ET
    Featherweight: Ricardo Lamas (+105) vs. Jason Knight (-125)
    Catchweight (140 lbs): Aljamain Sterling (-135) vs. Renan Barão (+115)
    Featherweight: Brian Ortega (+125) vs. Renato Moicano (-145)
    Featherweight: Andre Fili (-355) vs. Calvin Kattar (+295)


    Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass), 6:30pm ET
    Women's Strawweight: Kailin Curran (+140) vs. Alexandra Albu (-160)
    Flyweight: Eric Shelton (+130) vs. Jarred Brooks (-150)
    Lightweight: Josh Burkman (+290) vs. Drew Dober (-350)
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    hey fuck you. man's a gentleman
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    So is it still the case that Vegas is not enforcing the new rules (i.e. no eye pokes)?
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    you're kidding me. should be illegal without the rule change, under: unsportsmanlike behaviour likely to cause injury to an opponent
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy [/b] View Post
    you're kidding me. should be illegal without the rule change, under: unsportsmanlike behaviour likely to cause injury to an opponent
    I could be wrong, but my understanding is that under the old rules if you have your fingers out and someone gets poked, it is considered accidental (unless it is egregious). Under the new rules a fighter is responsible for keeping his fingers in, if there is a poke from sticking his fingers out (Jon Jones's default stance), he is at fault and can be deducted a point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    I could be wrong, but my understanding is that under the old rules if you have your fingers out and someone gets poked, it is considered accidental (unless it is egregious). Under the new rules a fighter is responsible for keeping his fingers in, if there is a poke from sticking his fingers out (Jon Jones's default stance), he is at fault and can be deducted a point.
    you're only allow to stick an open hand out if the palm is facing the opponent. you cannot stick your fingers out like Jones does under the new rules.

    but i do not think NSAC is using those new rules. very few places do recognize them.

    with those new rules i think you're allowed to knee people even if their hands are on the ground. they actually have to be on their knees in order for them not get kneed in the face.

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    harry is correct. it's fucking outrageous that the eye-finger was ever a legitimate defensive tactic. everyone knows that if the guy is tall, everycunt is gonna want to close the distance so they can land. by leaving his fingers out like that, he was literally setting an extra line of defence - one that every fighter will hope to avoid, as it would fuck up their eyes. all for free. fuck that.

    and fuck people who lose position in the clinch and are vulnerable to knees. instead of trying to faggy out of it by putting a pinkie down, try pulling guard like a real man.
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    the new rules are great, but it doesn't mean shit since most of the fights the ACs don't acknowledge the rule set.

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    that's mad. i thought they were unified by convention. it's called the unified rules! lol would be stupid if the rule set(s) got fragmented
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy [/b] View Post
    that's mad. i thought they were unified by convention. it's called the unified rules! lol would be stupid if the rule set(s) got fragmented
    that's what i've been saying for these past few events that keep getting spoiled because of stupid rules, like the Alvarez/Poirer and Mousasi/Weidman fights. those fights, those "illegal' strikes that the guy threw were actually legal had they been under the new unified rules, but because for whatever reasons the Athletic Commissions are dragging their asses to actually utilize the new Unified Rules.

    because of that, we get premature, unfulfilling stoppages to fights that were just beginning to get exciting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ragnar
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    There have also been instances of commissions adopting certain and particular rules from the new guidelines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Muninger View Post
    There have also been instances of commissions adopting certain and particular rules from the new guidelines.
    i didn't catch that, when did they do that?

    fuckin ridiculous shit.

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    Its a joke, tarnishes McCarthys legacy even more if you want to call it that.
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    i bet on jones. it's troubling that you don't know how to work that out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by axiom v2.0 View Post

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    lol @ lock and his ridiculous private betting

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    haha

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    Cormier wreck Jones at the presser.
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    i wish Cormier would shut up. even when he wins the shit talking, it sounds terrible.

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    of course he's right. he tested positive for cocaine. that's undeniable.

    but it just doesn't hit as hard as if say, Conor said it. Cormier is just terrible at talking shit. look at how he stutters and when he says shit like, "you look like you look. you look like a bum." wtf does that mean? or is that his stall tactic while he frantically looks for something to say.

    Jones also set him up for his crackhead line, by using it first. shit talkers who destroy people usually get under their skin. Jones doesn't really seem affected by the press conferences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T IV View Post
    of course he's right. he tested positive for cocaine. that's undeniable.

    but it just doesn't hit as hard as if say, Conor said it. Cormier is just terrible at talking shit. look at how he stutters and when he says shit like, "you look like you look. you look like a bum." wtf does that mean? or is that his stall tactic while he frantically looks for something to say.

    Jones also set him up for his crackhead line, by using it first. shit talkers who destroy people usually get under their skin. Jones doesn't really seem affected by the press conferences.
    Yeah the video title totally oversold what happened. Jones said DC looks like a crackhead, then DC says that JJ is really a crackhead. Not nearly as good as if he had said it unprompted.
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    in comparison to Cormier, Conor's throwaway shit like wearing the CJ Watson jersey destroyed anything Cormier has said to Jones this entire build up.

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    Cormier wears socks and sandals together at the weigh ins. what a complete twat. that is what retarded old people wear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy [/b] View Post
    Cormier wears socks and sandals together at the weigh ins. what a complete twat. that is what retarded old people wear.
    Take it easy. He's not that old.

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    Holy fuck Knight is a fucking idiot. He lazily stands up, not even thinking he should defend himself, then gets tagged and torn apart.
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    Early stoppage in Manuwa-Oezdemir.
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    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    It's only the second round and Maia has already morphed into a Chinese man.
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    Wow. No question Jones is the GOAT. He stopped Cormier without roids.
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    fuck, i missed the finish to the main event because i had to take a raging shit

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    Goddamn that post fight was fake as fuck.
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    What happened at the post-fight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    What happened at the post-fight?
    Jones was trying to be a face, and it was awful.

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    Haha, I guess collapsing to the ground and pretending to be emotional shows his "humility." Everyone knows Jones is a sociopath and has no feelings.

    Jones calling out Lesnar makes sense. There is literally nobody left in the LHW division for him to beat, and he needs a big money fight to make up for all of the income that went lost up his nose. Doubt it'll happen though.
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    didn't Brock already get his ass kicked by guy who was 40lbs less than him when Cain beat him into a living death?

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    Jones also just ducked the fuck out of Stipe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    What happened at the post-fight?
    You settled the fucking bets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T IV View Post
    Jones also just ducked the fuck out of Stipe
    He just wants the biggest money fight possible. Before Stipe was the champ Jones offered to fight him on short notice if it was for the HW belt (when I think both Werdum and Cain had pulled out).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    You settled the fucking bets.
    I still haven't watched the prelims yet.
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    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    Seriously, I'm walking around with R73,809 like I'm fucking Jimmy Beta or something.
    *beater. now watch it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Lol...."next question"

    they should have let him beat the shit out Cormier....let it go an extra round.
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    lol @ lock and his ridiculous private betting

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    Quote Originally Posted by T IV View Post
    fuck, i missed the finish to the main event because i had to take a raging shit
    saunion: imagine that...a rock ape dropping rocks.
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    lol @ lock and his ridiculous private betting

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    pancake, you're gonna need some fibre with that. i know they misspell it in the US, don't try and take that up with me, asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    Early stoppage in Manuwa-Oezdemir.
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    Cormier was doing much better, until he lost. Jones is incredible.

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    to me DC looked like he was doing the same exact strategy as the first fight just Jones wasn't as active because he's much bigger now. i feel like that eventually being that big is going to come back to bite him in the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T IV View Post
    to me DC looked like he was doing the same exact strategy as the first fight just Jones wasn't as active because he's much bigger now. i feel like that eventually being that big is going to come back to bite him in the ass.
    It was exactly the same strategy. Let's face it, it was the only one available to him. The difference was that he has a couple more tools now, he seemed much more calm also. The lay off obviously had an impact too. It still wasn't enough though.

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    i think there was another way for Cormier to fight. he should've tried to play the outside game. i know it sounds stupid, but even in the first fight i thought Cormier should've circled more and fought in spurts.

    kind of like the way he fought vs Bigfoot Silva. stay light on the outside, and wait for the bigger guy to overextend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    Early stoppage in Manuwa-Oezdemir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T IV View Post
    i feel like that eventually being that big is going to come back to bite him in the ass.
    Against who though? There's no one left at LHW. The only fighter who I think could really take advantage of a bigger but less active Jones is Gus. But Gus sucks, he's worse than he was when he fought Jones the first time, Jones is bigger and better, and now Jones' camp is ready for him.

    He's said in the past he will move up to HW, and now they're adding a 225 division, which seems tailor made for him. It's going to be a shitty division though, considering the how thin the LHW and HW divisions are at present. 225 would be a natural home for DC too if not for Jones.
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    Haha.. wtf is Herzog doing?

    If a guy is out of it and confusing the ref for his opponent, the ref might be better served acting like a ref and not like an MMA fighter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    Against who though? There's no one left at LHW. The only fighter who I think could really take advantage of a bigger but less active Jones is Gus. But Gus sucks, he's worse than he was when he fought Jones the first time, Jones is bigger and better, and now Jones' camp is ready for him.

    He's said in the past he will move up to HW, and now they're adding a 225 division, which seems tailor made for him. It's going to be a shitty division though, considering the how thin the LHW and HW divisions are at present. 225 would be a natural home for DC too if not for Jones.
    i meant in HW. in LHW it's over. he just closed the show on the most dominant champion since himself.

    yeah it makes no sense to add a division that's between 2 stale divisions.

    they should stop focusing so much on divisions now that their attempt at legitimacy turned into a shit show. they should encourage fights between fighters in different weight classes. like MWs vs LHWs and shit.

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    Haha.. wtf is Herzog doing?

    If a guy is out of it and confusing the ref for his opponent, the ref might be better served acting like a ref and not like an MMA fighter.
    Humiliate that bum further.
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    god damn, DC just pulled a Ronda, predicting his own demise.


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    god damn, DC just pulled a Ronda, predicting his own demise.

    Lol.
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    We have the best sad eyebrows, don't we folks?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    We have the best sad eyebrows, don't we folks?



    lookit dat lip doe! haha

    poor dc.
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    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
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    I know people are laughing and shit, but I remember the first bad concussion I had. I was a sophomore playing backup QB on the varsity team in high school. At games people would actually cheer for me to play...it was a real qb controversy since the starter was a senior. Seniors didn't appreciate that shit. Usually the scout team was full of pussy ass motherfuckas and they cowered at the starters. Me? I would Barry Sanders the fuck out of their shit....clown their ass daily. One day it was like "any given Sunday" where they just let the defense just rape Jamie Fox. I don't know if the starters threaten these guys or what, but it was worse than the movie. I got clocked one good time....concussion. Shook the cobwebs and came back the next play...got clocked. Out on my feet, came back next play....got clocked. Next play....snot bubbled. Wound up crying like Luke Kuechly and looking to go in the next play. Sat out the rest of the scrimmages. Took a knee crying like a bitch....ran sprints at the end of practice in a fog.
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    yeah, but you were a fuckin kid who didn't think his line was going to allow him to get stomped. DC is a 40 yr old man who is a professional fighter, he should've prepared himself for such an event to occur.

    i'm not going to lie though, i understand his brains were just scrambled, but still it was super cringe.

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    ...and of course, Bisping comes out and is a total dick about it. Not everyone gets knocked the fuck out.
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    Bisping told a story on his podcast about him being KO'd by Dan Henderson. he said in the back he kept telling people he doesn't fight for another 2 months, and every 10 minutes he'd ask his coaches what were they doing here and what happened? and his coaches just kept telling him "Dan Henderson just knocked you out" and he'd acknowledge it, and then come back 10 minutes later asking wtf are they doing here.

    until finally he was in an ambulance with Frank Mir who had just stolen Brock's strawberries, and then it finally dawned on him what happened, like 2 hrs later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T IV View Post
    yeah, but you were a fuckin kid who didn't think his line was going to allow him to get stomped. DC is a 40 yr old man who is a professional fighter, he should've prepared himself for such an event to occur.

    i'm not going to lie though, i understand his brains were just scrambled, but still it was super cringe.
    man, so many things I see brings back memories and I do the Weebay moment when he's told he shot a cop and she's still alive. That Luke Kuechly moment ...and then the Cormier thing made it even more clear. I probably hadn't thought of that incident since high school or early college and then all of a sudden...A-ha! Head injuries aren't something people without head injuries can understand. You can't expect someone with a head injury to understand it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feng Shui View Post
    man, so many things I see brings back memories and I do the Weebay moment when he's told he shot a cop and she's still alive. That Luke Kuechly moment ...and then the Cormier thing made it even more clear. I probably hadn't thought of that incident since high school or early college and then all of a sudden...A-ha! Head injuries aren't something people without head injuries can understand. You can't expect someone with a head injury to understand it.
    i've been concussed before, when i was 10 yrs old after being hit by a car. but even then i didn't cry, i just felt really sleepy but the people who saw me get hit by the car kept saying don't fall asleep.

    it's not so much that i hate Cormier or i think he's a pussy, i just wish he didn't cry on camera in front of the world, no matter what people think it's not becoming of a grown man to be bawling like that in front of the world. it doesn't mean i don't understand why, i do, it's just not a good look.

    Frank Mir pretty much said the same thing.


    it's exactly the same as if you ate bad food, and then you shit yourself publicly at a mall or something. sure, you can empathize "he had diarrhea from food poisoning" or whatever, but just because you can understand it doesn't mean you think shitting yourself in public is ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T IV View Post
    it's not so much that i hate Cormier or i think he's a pussy, i just wish he didn't cry on camera in front of the world, no matter what people think it's not becoming of a grown man to be bawling like that in front of the world. it doesn't mean i don't understand why, i do, it's just not a good look.
    Good point.
    It makes him look normal while hes very talented and well paid.
    Fuck him, spoiled brat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flibb View Post
    Good point.
    It makes him look normal while hes very talented and well paid.
    Fuck him, spoiled brat.
    i blame Dana for not letting him run out Forrest Griffin style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T IV View Post
    i've been concussed before, when i was 10 yrs old after being hit by a car. but even then i didn't cry,
    Damn, must've ruined a perfectly good car.
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    what at the fuck is up with grocery stores doing online ordering and shit? Shit has got out of hand.

    UberEATS...grubhub....fucking pack a lunch...get outta the fucking house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    Damn, must've ruined a perfectly good car.
    wouldn't know, motherfucker didn't stop and they never found them.

    i did deliver a huge Macho Man elbow drop to the windshield that ended up smashing it haha OOOOOOHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feng Shui View Post
    New Rant:

    what at the fuck is up with grocery stores doing online ordering and shit? Shit has got out of hand.

    UberEATS...grubhub....fucking pack a lunch...get outta the fucking house.
    that's how this dude on "my 600lb life" got over 700lbs.

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    Had a few concussions. Had one bad enough it cost me a shot at a state title. Had a couple after seizures, which didn't help. I would black out, hit my head, then wake up with people looking at me, or in an ambulance with no idea where I was. I don't care who you are, you wake suddenly laying down with two grown men holding you down telling you to calm down with weird noises and movements going on around you, you'll panic. Horrible, horrible feeling
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Muninger View Post
    Had a few concussions. Had one bad enough it cost me a shot at a state title. Had a couple after seizures, which didn't help. I would black out, hit my head, then wake up with people looking at me, or in an ambulance with no idea where I was. I don't care who you are, you wake suddenly laying down with two grown men holding you down telling you to calm down with weird noises and movements going on around you, you'll panic. Horrible, horrible feeling
    he didn't wake up like that though. he was trying to leave the octagon, and then afterwards is when he started crying, when he found out he lost.

    not to mention. there's been tons of guys who woke up from being KO'd and didn't start hysterically and uncontrollably crying.

    i will add though, even though i had a concussion before, i wasn't ever unconscious, so maybe i don't know exactly the feeling but like i said, there's a lot of evidence that he was crying because that's how DC is, and not because he just got KO'd.

    i'm not trying to shit on DC, i'm just saying what Frank Mir and lots of others have said. it's not a good look to cry like that in front of everyone. Frank Mir said he cried after losing to JDS, but he waited. he composed himself, went to the back, told the doctors and stuff to give him a moment and he said he went into a bathroom stall and cried. for me, that's fine. that's how a man conducts himself. because after all, it's just a fight. it's not like the world is over.

    like i said though, i blame Dana and the people trying to stop him from leaving. there was no other point in him staying in the cage since they stopped giving KO'd fighters interviews. to me, Dana made him stay because he wanted him to get interviewed.

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    Head injuries can cause dudes to do some weird shit.
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    whatever caused him to do it, i think it was a big time dickhead move on Dana and Joe's part to interview him though.

    it's not so much Cormier crying that bothered me i guess, it was the fact that they put a camera in his face and asked him questions while he was doing it that bothered me.

    i felt the same way when they showed Jose Aldo crying after the McGregor loss. just let the fuckin guy have a moment to himself, he just lost to his ultimate rival in humiliating fashion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Head injuries can cause dudes to do some weird shit.
    what was happening in the pic?
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    Luke Kuechly started crying after being knocked out when he went for a tackle

    it's not the same for me though, but whatevers.

    hey guess what assholes, it's called Pseudobulbar Affect, and it causes uncontrollable laughter or crying that's disproportionate to an event. one of the causes is traumatic brain injury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lem View Post
    i thought it was hilarious that joe has spoken about he would never do that again....then he does it to cormier....and he calls himself out on what he is doing at the time....and then he continues anyway. Too much alpha brain again I guess.
    He lives by "do as I say and not like I do". Schumer, Rousey and now the interviews.
    I wonder how he will backpeddle on McG
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    i love how he calls DC a bitch and then right after that says, "Never kick a man when he's down"

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    i think DC cried because it was Jon Jones. i think if Rumble would've knocked him out, it wouldn't have been so hard for him to take.

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    Last I heard, Ayala was back in prison. He was a serial rapist. He'd been caught once before his original conviction, but it was tossed out for some reason, probably him being a famous fighter on TV. After the fight I talked about, he broke into some woman's house. She had a baseball bat, so he not only went back to prison, but he got a broken arm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T IV View Post
    i think DC cried because it was Jon Jones. i think if Rumble would've knocked him out, it wouldn't have been so hard for him to take.
    It's not like this is a new thing, DC cried at the post-fight presser after their first fight and Pat Cummings made him cry on the wrestling mat.
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    Floyd Mayweather cried after his 130- or 135-pound matches. His grandmother went into the ring to congratulate him, and she fell down.

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