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    Liquor inventory. What's in your cabinet?

    I'm having some guests over and will be making some cocktails. This is what I'm currently sitting on.


    Whiskey
    Knob Creek Bourbon
    Knob Creek Rye
    Knob Creek Single Barrel Bourbon
    Seagrams V.O.
    Four Roses Single Barrel Bourbon


    Rum
    Gustoso Aguardiente
    Mount Gay
    Mount Gay Black Barrel
    Bacardi Oakheart Spiced
    Havana Club


    Tequila
    Patron Silver
    Centenario Blanco


    Vodka
    Tito’s
    Absolut Citron
    Absolut Lime
    Absolut Mandarin


    Gin
    Hendricks


    Aperitif
    Bols Triple Sec
    Stirrings Triple Sec
    Cointreau
    Grand Marnier


    Other
    Campari
    St. Germaine
    Sweet Vermouth
    St. George’s Absinthe


    I also have about 20 bottles of random wines in the $10-20 range from Trader Joes/Target/Safeway. I really don't like wine, but I stock up for guests or if I'm invited to dinner. Likewise with beer.
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    half a bottle of cheap vodka. half a bottle of cheap gin. a few bottles of shitty french lager. a bottle of amazing champagne.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Racist Ticket Barrier View Post
    a bottle of amazing champagne.
    Here's an anecdote. When I was a bartender, a girl who was a regular showed up at 1am with like 15 people. She slammed a credit card on the bar and yelled "your best champagne, DADDY'S PAYING!" The problem was we didn't have shit, our wine list was: red and white. But in the cooler we had a box that said "Dom Perignon champagne, 1995." My bosses bought it when they opened the bar in expectation that they would crack it open for their five year anniversary. So my boss took me aside and said "Okay, sell her the Dom Perignon, charge her $500." I told her, she agreed, and I brought up the box. I opened it, and it turned out it was a magnum (2x a standard bottle), when my boss thought it was a standard bottle, and $500 was its wholesale price. So we made $0 profit on this chick who was basically willing to spend unlimited money this one night.


    Tl,dr: Jimmy you degenerate cunt, buy some decent spirits!
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Havanna Rum
    Bacardi....for mojitos, son!
    skyy vodka
    patron
    grand marnier
    amaretto
    kahlua
    jack daniels
    evan williams
    Bailey's
    courvoisier
    wine....

    btw Harry....do you cum when you sit on those bottles? Faggot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    Jimmy you degenerate cunt


    i like it better this way
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    Cpl bottles of Kraken
    El Dorado 15 yr rum
    Koloa dark rum
    Belvedere
    1 jar sugar moonshine
    1 bottle homemade rum

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    The Kraken. i like it, because at parties, you can leave that bottle on the table and nobody will drink it, ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrabs View Post
    El Dorado 15 yr rum
    My favorite rum, probably my favorite spirit of any kind.

    How do you make your homemade rum?
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Conversely, the worst rums on the planet: Trader Joe's Rum of the Gods (gold) and Sailor Jerry's. Both are vile.
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    My favorite rum, probably my favorite spirit of any kind.

    How do you make your homemade rum?
    I didn't. It was a gift from the same guy that gave me the moonshine and the El dorado.

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    Moonshine got pretty popular for a while and normally someone would always have a jar to pass around at football games. The popularity arose from UT folks stumbling on some old video tapes of a documentary done on Popcorn. This was before Jewtube. Recipes and techniques were kept secret. Not something I was involved in but the process and culture were interesting.

    Frat bros would take a weird amount of pride in "this new batch I got coming". Anytime I can watch drunk people argue about something passionately enough to precipitate a physical altercation, im amused. Weeks went into the process from what I understood.

    Then someone started uploading videos to jewtube and going out and interviewing people in WVA and outside of Knoxville. The videos and culture went viral. Soon there was a reality TV show on the topic and the hipsters in ATX had appropriated and commercialized the whole deal. As expected, the mystique faded once Amazon started selling counter top distilleries that required the same skillset as using a toaster.

    Spiteful, UT Knoxville students dedicated their attention into creating new ways to consume the alcohol instead of the tradition of distilling. It didn't go over so well.

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    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    Ranger's granddaughter is nuts, bae

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Lime View Post
    Never understood why anyone would jack alcohol. That's the cheapest vice (on the front side) you could ever have.
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    lol @ lock and his ridiculous private betting

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    stealth check

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    Quote Originally Posted by tennbjj View Post
    Damn, she has a Bag of Holding +2
    "My own .50 cal cawk." -Constantine bragging about his half inch dick.

    "I was at my peak and had at least 60lbs on her. i started it not wanting to bash her; she tore into me like she wanted me dead. didn't dismantle me entirely, but out-punched me, out-boxed me, surprised me and embarrassed me." -Jimmy β

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    This is what I always imagined Muninger's Liquor Cabinet looked like


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