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    The Final Solution of Rubio MHS

    Uh, I have a simple solution, here. I've researched it extensively, and I'd like to know everyone's opinion. I propose that we immediately incarcerate everyone whose family income is within the top 0.02%. We execute the people over 18 years of age (up until the last decade, we still had laws on the books to execute Americans for crimes committed under the age of 18, as did three other nations in the world, but this is compassionate conservatism, so we've upped the age to 18). The Trump administration, under the auspices of ICE, has determined that children as young as 10 can be detained indefinitely, so every remaining detainee aged 10 to 18 will be held in a secure facility until they are 18 years old. Then they will be executed. Children under 10 years of age will be put up for adoption, but they will only be adopted by cis-gender, heterosexual, Anglo-American, Republican couples. The assets of the 0.02% will be redistributed to the masses. The Congressional-military-industrial complex will be abolished. After all the 0.02% detainees aged 10 to 18 come of age and are executed, the prison-industrial complex will be abolished as well. From then on, we'll burn the Constitution and build a new government under my guidance. What do you think?
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    No reason to detain the kids until they're 18. Or even investigate the crimes. Waste of our tax dollars. Kill them under suspicion. Also only white couples are allowed to reproduce with no more than two children per home.
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    What's the point of limiting reproduction? Overpopulation isn't really a problem anymore world-wide, with the average number of children per couple almost halving since 1922.
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    Well I guess you've got a point, plus we need to start making radical gains in the population of the superior race to replace the riffraff that will be depleted in the ghetto areas.
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    Actually, the approximate 65,000 people to be executed will mostly be white.
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    We can spare 65k caucasian. More. Because in Muninger/Rubio's 2020 we're going to un-diversify this country.
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    What's with this 2020 shit? Like an election? Nope, under my leadership, we'll do things in a more enlightened fashion.
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    you drinking again?
    tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

    Quote Originally Posted by ragnar
    White college kids burning down a town after a sporting event? That's not a riot. That's a "brodeo."
    id give in, if it could at least be ours alone...


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    No, but I understand your confusion. I'm kinda' the John L. Sullivan of trolling. I suck when I'm sober.
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    In other news, I'm watching Justice League Action, and there's a "Justice League Dark" episode. My big question is why Batman is the one member of the Justice League who regularly interacts with Justice League Dark. Is it because he's the only one who isn't afraid of magic, or is it because he's kind of a magician, himself?
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    Oooh, here's how Killary co-opted the DNC and democracy itself in a failed bid for the Presidency:

    https://www.politico.com/magazine/st...ks-2016-215774
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    No, but I understand your confusion. I'm kinda' the John L. Sullivan of trolling. I suck when I'm sober.
    oh, ok. just checking. we dont need another rip thread round hurr, nahmean?
    tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

    Quote Originally Posted by ragnar
    White college kids burning down a town after a sporting event? That's not a riot. That's a "brodeo."
    id give in, if it could at least be ours alone...


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    Thank you for your concern, Ax!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    Thank you for your concern, Ax!
    no worry, beef curry!
    tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

    Quote Originally Posted by ragnar
    White college kids burning down a town after a sporting event? That's not a riot. That's a "brodeo."
    id give in, if it could at least be ours alone...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    I propose that we immediately incarcerate everyone whose family income is within the top 0.02%.
    Finally we both agree on killing the Jews.
    Literally Hitler.

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    Meh.
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    I read that Rand Paul was assaulted in his home. Pretty weak, considering that we were supposed to kill 15% of white people today.
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    From Facebook:

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    Jeremy Maso Because that doesn't happen


    Patrick Gaasche "Or something like that" is a known sarcasm defining phrase. Well played Rubio.


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    Rubio MHS Damn, Donald Trump got to be President based on being the biggest troll on Twitter. If I become the biggest troll on Facebook, can I at least be Governor or something?
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    haha - also, nice tache. cunning how you cut your wild double-chin out of the photo
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    sweet move. you must look borderline piratesque with the right headgear
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    lol...I've personally seen Rubes kick up a shitstorm on twitter about Rand Paul getting ambushed.
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    lol @ lock and his ridiculous private betting

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    Mitch "The Turtle" McConnell needs to go.
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    Back in the 1980s, McConnell was a proponent of unions and raising the minimum wage, but he eventually abandoned those positions. He's always been a faithful supporter of our Israeli overlords, and he's become Trump's lapdog in supporting Saudi Arabia. He's really right wing other than that, though.
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    He's married to Genghis Khan.
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    I can kinda' understand that. When Al Gore ran for President in 2000, I didn't vote for him mostly because I hated his wife, Tipper Gore, who started the PMRC, that stupid group that made all the cool records, tapes, and later CDs say, "Warning: Explicit Lyrics." They eventually divorced in 2010.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B View Post
    lol @ lock and his ridiculous private betting

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    fuck in hell that's extreme
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    That's Black Friday.
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    You never marry a woman named “Tipper”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPQR View Post
    You never marry a woman named “Tipper”.
    agreed, that's a stupid name
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    Her name is Elizabeth, but her mother nicknamed her "Tipper" after some song.
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    Here's another thread.

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    The last one seriously went to Grand Canyon University.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    Her name is Elizabeth, but her mother nicknamed her "Tipper" after some song.
    You never marry or date any girl nicknamed “Tipper”.

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    I got into a debate about the upcoming SCOTUS case about whether wedding cake makers should be allowed to discriminate against gay couples, and like usual, it turned into an insult match.

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    ^nice work
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