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    Check out this sweet tee shirt I got in the mail

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    Oh, snap. I was watching some British cougar solo porn, when I accidentally opened that app that shows what people look like without their makeup on. I think I'll kill myself now.
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    You look homeless.

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    Yeah, but eventually I will upgrade my iPhone 7 for an iPhone X.
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    I love Bob's Burgers and all, but this shirt totally makes me look like a pedophile or something. :/
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    Damnit, I accidentally downloaded Victoria and Abdul again. I hate it when mainstream movies have porn titles.
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    Apparently, there's a woman running for mayor of Atlanta tonight, and her name is Keisha Lance Bottoms. Have I been watching way too much porn, or is that a totally hot name?

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    I always thought Rubio was a tank top/wifebeater guy.
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    lol @ lock and his ridiculous private betting

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    Harry is a black tight crop top with booty shorts guy.
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    lol @ lock and his ridiculous private betting

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    I was when I wore dress shirts to work, but since I made Lyft my main gig, I've mostly been wearing Hawaiian-style shirts. I bought something like 13 tee shirts over the past couple of weeks.
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    bea arthur! hahaha!

    ps. cut your fingernails, hippie! bah gawd theyre longer than mine.
    tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

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    White college kids burning down a town after a sporting event? That's not a riot. That's a "brodeo."
    id give in, if it could at least be ours alone...


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    Quote Originally Posted by SPQR View Post
    You look homeless.
    oh, shit.
    tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

    Quote Originally Posted by ragnar
    White college kids burning down a town after a sporting event? That's not a riot. That's a "brodeo."
    id give in, if it could at least be ours alone...


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    Keisha Lance Bottoms won the Atlanta mayorship by 700 votes.
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    i think we might see public joking elavated to new heights here. the butt sex jokes are going to be painfully obvious. it would involve some real talent to take the piss in a way that didn't sound hackneyed
    'Shut your faggot mouth boy. You have no clue as to who the fuck you are addressing.'

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    Also, I didn't even think that Keisha was a real name. I thought it's just what porn chicks called themselves sometimes. Real Men Eat Keisha was a classic. They simply don't put as much artistry into porn titles anymore, unless you count poorly translated Japanese ones, which are always something like "Apron Does With Spatula Time."
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    I really can't understand "cuckold" videos. I mean, to me the guy is just some random asshole paid $30 to watch a black guy fuck a chick for 40 minutes and look sad. I mean, I'm taking that whole "$30" thing out of nowhere, but how much do the guys in cuckold videos make?

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    The agenda behind interracial porn: http://www.returnofkings.com/115977/...al-pornography

    Ps: all your shirts are boarder line pedo.

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    boarder line lol
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    I’m totally weird when it comes to porn. I’d rather watch a white guy fuck a black chick, for instance. Also, I like bondage, but I hate bondage porn except for the fact that it’s the only way you can see chicks with tattoos on their faces getting it on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPQR View Post
    You look homeless.
    How da fuck does he look homeless when he is obviously in a home?
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    lol @ lock and his ridiculous private betting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    I’m totally weird when it comes to porn. I’d rather watch a white guy fuck a black chick, for instance. Also, I like bondage, but I hate bondage porn except for the fact that it’s the only way you can see chicks with tattoos on their faces getting it on.
    give up porn for a week. or posting about porn. either is fine.
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    ha. reminds me. i was chatting to a mate of mine today. told me a workmate got in a motorcycle accident. broke both wrists. i said 'jesus, he won't be able to wank for months!' .. my friend was quietly disgusted and informed me the chap was married. pwned.
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    I haven't watched porn since Monday, I think. I generally watch porn less than half the times I jerk off so it doesn't become a crutch. I just kinda' freaked out when Trump talked about ending net neutrality, and I had only 6 Gb of porn in my folder. I've downloaded 210 Gb of porn (plus about 700 Gb of TV) in the past two or three weeks. I have enough TV for now, but my goal is to get up to 250 Gb of porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    I was when I wore dress shirts to work, but since I made Lyft my main gig, I've mostly been wearing Hawaiian-style shirts. I bought something like 13 tee shirts over the past couple of weeks.
    aloha shirts. theyre called aloha shirts.
    tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

    Quote Originally Posted by ragnar
    White college kids burning down a town after a sporting event? That's not a riot. That's a "brodeo."
    id give in, if it could at least be ours alone...


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    Most of the ones I wear aren’t traditional “aloha” shirts, though. I’m more into the “island evening wear” type from Indonesia than the ones Magnum wire.
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    ^shirt pedant.

    there's a guy at my work who has such a sparkling personality thst he wears hawaiian style shirts every friday. i told him they were called aloha shirts, cos i know this crazy girl on the internet who says so. he was a bit upset that he had been getting it wrong, so didn't want to believe me
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    Lately for me itís been black or grey v necks or solid color polos, slim fit jeans and chinos rounded off with my shoes of choice, Converse and Jack Purcellís.

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    you piece of shit
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    or do you dress like a pompous undergrad just to troll people
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    Oh, wow. I totally wear Polos and Converse.
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    lol well. if the cap fits..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    Oh, wow. I totally wear Polos and Converse.
    But Iím lean and mean and clean cut while you have homeless-chic going on.

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    I actually just gave myself a haircut:



    #SadFace
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    You're such an unbearable example of everything that can go wrong when people are allowed to choose their mates.

    You're such a fucking loser. A handful of dudes think you're funny on a planet of 8 billion.

    I used to feel sorry for you, now all I can think about is the moment your head explodes from the rot.
    Some of you need to know the definition of this phrase "Tortious interference."

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    I can walk into any room and make them love me, you can walk into a room and realize you fucked up because they are all human. keep combing your beard tardspawn
    Some of you need to know the definition of this phrase "Tortious interference."

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    this idiot is trying to steal my pic shtick a decade after I inventing it.

    you're such a pathetic fucking loser you hideous poor fuck.
    Some of you need to know the definition of this phrase "Tortious interference."

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    You want me to destroy you? I am pretty you stupid ugly fuck. Have you truly deluded yourself so much after you murdered Keith?
    Some of you need to know the definition of this phrase "Tortious interference."

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    You guys know he drove Keith's head into the toilete right?
    This dipfuck pulled a black swan on Keith.

    you have to understand this right, dude's a psycho.
    Some of you need to know the definition of this phrase "Tortious interference."

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    Show up at my house 5 head you will catch a bunch of .45 gaps in them hideous apple juice teeth.
    Some of you need to know the definition of this phrase "Tortious interference."

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    Wow, you're still pissed at me? Damn, and I thought pointing out that your kids were probably being gang raped by cult leaders would spur you into action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    You look like the bass player for some Christian death metal band.
    Fresh as lettuce and Bangin' dem ho's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fists of Palm View Post
    Apparently, there's a woman running for mayor of Atlanta tonight, and her name is Keisha Lance Bottoms. Have I been watching way too much porn, or is that a totally hot name?

    Lance Bottoms sounds like an emergency procedure for an obscenely obese person.
    Fresh as lettuce and Bangin' dem ho's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by axiom v2.0 View Post
    aloha shirts. theyre called aloha shirts.
    They're called "giving up" on the mainland.
    Fresh as lettuce and Bangin' dem ho's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPQR View Post
    Lately for me it’s been black or grey v necks or solid color polos, slim fit jeans and chinos rounded off with my shoes of choice, Converse and Jack Purcell’s.
    Where do you get slim fit jeans for your physique? Junior miss department? You hit the scales about 115, right?
    Fresh as lettuce and Bangin' dem ho's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beatfarmer View Post
    Where do you get slim fit jeans for your physique? Junior miss department? You hit the scales about 115, right?
    His fucking legs are tiny. I mean toddler little. Saunion has a thigh gap and I've said it for years
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